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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Jacob Rees-Mogg revealed that communist-sympathisers have been smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for communist-sympathisers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Jacob Rees-Mogg went on to say.


Jacob Rees-Mogg concluded, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".


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